"I want to have a comeuppance ceremony, everyone who comes gets theirs."
So me Megan Calvin and Lauren brought in the new year by ripping up my 2013 diary while watching Gary Barlow and the bbc fireworks and simultaneously listening to a horrible/hilarious techno remix of old lang syne. Think it’s going to be a good year.
"Just because you got little tits don’t mean you got class"
- Orange is the new black
"They’ll always be more money"
- Another life altering quote from Lauren
How much the L word absolutely nails everything about being a lesbian. Too good/hilarious.
Not being crude I just find it genuinely hilarious. Can’t get enough of orange is the new black though
(Source: blakebrit, via one-stop-away)